Agente Feio

My Collage

2006-09-07T01:31:48Z

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L.A.R.P.

2006-09-04T01:09:07Z

Rather than keeping their shameful role-playing a dark secret in their parents' basement, LARPers dress up and pretend to be their characters, occasionally in public venues. Roughly 75% of LARPers are goths pretending to be vampires. Another 24% thwack each other with foam swords and throw bean-bags at each other. The remaining 1% are furries who bring shame on humanity. If you are a furry, take heed of the lesson of Munchie and Rain - always buy a return ticket. Also, 77% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Any of the role-playing games listed above can be turned into a LARP. For example, you can LARP cybersex to make it IRL sex, but if you are a LARPer that probably isn't happening.

Still, at least they're not playing Runescape.

For more information on the dangers of LARP, watch "Mazes and Monsters" with Tom Hanks, or Lightning Bolt!

BUCOOOOOCK!

2006-08-09T01:19:43Z

Carmen Habanera =Crazy Chicken Lady

But damnit. . .I love it anyway.

I have a xanga. . .

wondering if I should give out the link. . .

hmmmmm. . . NO! :P

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-07-19T16:06:00

2006-07-19T23:10:05Z

Shit. . .I slipped again. Down the rabbit hole I go. Till tomorrow. . .when everything is real again and I am more insane than you think.

My cat pierced another hole in my leg. Yeouch!

I always have nightmares of spiders. I hate those things.

sick again

2006-07-15T23:20:26Z

Dayquill and whiskey does not mix very well. So I escaped.

The metal show was fun though. Even though black metal fans are utterly cheese ball. I mean. . .how could you make that scene even remotely aesthetically pleasing.

R.I.P.

2006-07-13T07:02:06Z

"Sticky" teh poo

2006-07-10T01:39:03Z

Cabbage had a big poop stuck in his butt. But Maggie helped take it out. And give us some lax for his anus. har har! He's ok now. He was on the verge of death. Litterally. It was quite stressful. . .but he is good now. Hopping around and being fluffy.

Friday night was crazy. The girls at Krave are a bunch of hoes. Including me I suppose. Some skank bit my neck. I have a knot. Jon wants to mutilate her. I just want to eat tacos. or maybe some goose liver since I am a dirty frogs breath.

My hair is purple. . .and dreaded. . .I stink. . .and I haven't shaved my pits in a while. I am officially a dirty hippie. I also where Patchouli. But that's a given and the girls seem to like it. wink wink*

Amy found out that I was "Agent" and was horribley shocked. I think we are allot closer now. In a Cabbage and potatos kinda way. I wonder if she likes my dirty dreads? ;P

When I am P.M.S.ing, most my dreams consist of blood and death. I like em!

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-07-01T02:33:00

2006-07-01T09:36:13Z

Dude. . .totally gonna go see this. . . The Descent

totally awsome!

CABBAGE!!!!

2006-06-30T02:42:37Z

Squirrel DOOM

2006-06-30T00:14:10Z

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ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-06-28T03:16:00

2006-06-28T10:20:41Z

Yay! Hair is seperated and rubberband. Now time for the dreading with my $3.dollar metal teasing comb from sally's! Special effects hairdye rocks as usual. . .but It's so messy.

Michael is spending the night tonight. We watched "The Witches". Wow that took me back to childhood. I love Roald Dahl.

More stuff

2006-06-27T08:37:17Z

Watching documentaries on the KKK and neo nazi skinheads in the south. My response: Goosebumps from embarrassment. . .and giggles. That type of theology and ideology is just plain silly. I don't know how anyone can take it seriously. And the whole "sig heiling" and screaming "white power" cracked me up.

On other things. . Squirrel is being weird. We are not as close as we were which is depressing me. But what can I do? He's just a fucking cat. But I miss him :(

The new kitty is so nice. . .we named him "Cabbage". :P I am not used to nice kittys.But I am adjusting. He doesn't scratch. And when he bites. . .it's really soft. He's a sweet heart. But unfortunantly he is not a little ragdoll like squirrel. So he's hard to hold unless he is sleeping with you. He also has enormous paws for how small he is.

Jon and I are great! Yes we do annoy eachother at times. . .but that's normal. And besides. . .I annoy him on purpose. . .just for kicks ;P I can't help that I'm utterly synical at times. I'm old. :P But no fights really. Usually when we disagree I tell him to go away so I can cool off. Then 5 minutes later I'm ok and we are ok. Because nothing is really a big deal. I mean. . .I love him. . .he loves me. We live together. . .we'll probably be together till death. . .so why fight over petty things? It's dumb. And for the first time in my life. . .nothing sticks. . .when I am done being annoyed. . .I forget about the whole thing. And as for sex. . . It gets better and better. Like the other day. . . oh man. . .oh wait. . . That's none yo' business! :P

( Wow. . .watching those docs made me feel dumb. I can't think very well right now. I feel like it killed brain cells. I think it did :P)

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-06-25T23:51:00

2006-06-26T07:02:26Z

Dyed my hair purple. And gonna re-do my dreads finally. If only I could find someone to come over to my apartment and help me section and rubber band my hair into tiny pigtails. AHEM! My hair is shaggy long and poopy. I hate it! I have actually been thinking about getting it curled and wavy like Delchi's hair. I think that'd be awsome! But Jon hates the idea. And suggests that I just do my dreads. But I have always wanted curly hair. Yaaaargh!

Guilty <3

2006-06-21T07:01:35Z

Is it a sin, is it a crime
Loving you dear like i do
If it's a crime, then, i'm guilty
Guilty of loving you
Maybe i'm wrong dreaming of you
Dreaming the lonely night thru
If it's a crime, then, i'm guilty
Guilty of dreaming of you

What can i do?
What can i say?

After i've taken the blame
You say, "you're through
You'll go your way"
But i'll always feel just the same
Maybe, i'm right, maybe i'm wrong
Loving you dear like i do
If it's a crime, then, i'm guilty
Guilty of loving you

Kitty

2006-06-21T06:56:05Z

^{New kitty! He's a little brown one with stripes. And he's very active. . .but Jon and I are having troubles with names. I want to name him "PUKE". But Jon says that the name seems inappropriate. I think it's cute. . .But I am out of my fucking mind. Blaaaaaargh!

At any rate. . . settled in. . .and had whiskey yesterday out of boredom. I suppose a little here and there is normal. As long as I don't benge. Fuck. . .alcohol is repulsive. But so delicious. Get it?

Why am I always threatening to kill people when intoxicated? Must be the fact that I want to kill people.

Jon is sleeping. . .I am listening to pretty piano music. The kitties are asleep. They love eachother. What more can I say but. . . Hazaa!}

Update

2006-06-14T23:19:46Z

Tomorrow we move into the new place with Ben. It's in greenvalley and Jon and I will have the master bedroom which rocks! Because there is a roman tub in the bathroom :P Hooray.

Other than that. . .I started therapy yesterday. . .and my meds are making me feel funny. :P The therapist tried to convince me to take my lithium. In a way. . .I found her points to be right. But. . .I don't want any meds to fuck me up physically.

As for Jon and I. We are doing perfect as usual. He is working early mornings so its hard for us to go out during the week. But I'm ok with that. Whatever helps me stop drinking. Which not drinking is becoming easier and easier everyday. Expecially when you have a supportive and loving mate beside you. And I am thinking allot more clearly and of course ideas and projects come to mind.

This is True!

2006-06-11T21:34:45Z

And friggin hilarious!

Las Vegas
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Las Vegas for tourists.
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Las Vegas for tourists.
Las Vegas is a town founded at least 100 years ago.
Nobody really cares how or why, least of all the
people who live there; they are too busy scampering
for shelter from the 105 degree heat. It is common
knowledge that nobody has ever been born in Las Vegas,
and nobody ever leaves. They mean to, but never get
around to it; Las Vegans don't do well outside of the
city, as they are used to having everything open 24/7.
A closed sign infuriates them.
Japanese visitor in traditional oriental attire to Las
Vegas; note the vacant stare.
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Japanese visitor in traditional oriental attire to Las
Vegas; note the vacant stare.

This, despite the fact that everybody from Japan has
been to Las Vegas at least once, which makes the place
even more unlivable.

Las Vegas is home to one of the West Coast's largest
populations of methamphetamine users, as well as the
notorious Black Cloud, both of whom are always a
source of lolz. Due to its high concentration of porn,
all you can eat buffets (leading to fatties) and 24/7
lifestyle, Las Vegas is a frequent source of IRL
drama, and Las Vegans themselves live for it. It
doesn't help that Vegas is so hot, residents do
nothing but sit on the computer all summer.

Las Vegas is home to Defcon each year. But frankly it
doesn't matter what city Defcon is in, because having
the event 3 blocks from the strip is JUST TOO FAR AWAY
to walk.

A bachelor party trip to Las Vegas will always end in
drama.

Note: very few Las Vegans are actually Vegans.

I have the plague

2006-06-09T23:13:02Z

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I think. . .

2006-06-06T06:42:25Z

I may be getting sick of music. :O/ Too much to handle.

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-06-03T18:51:00

2006-06-04T01:54:15Z

Swazis make me tickle inside

Ma FAV Muzacs

2006-06-02T21:38:47Z

Power Electronics/Post Industrial/ Apacolyptic-
Genocide Lolita
Black seas of Infinity
Coph Nia
H.I.V.
T.H.M.A.
Zocialists Zeitgeist

Militant Post Inustrial/Folk-
Wapenbund
Karjalan Sissit
Der Blutharsch
The Moon Lay Hidden Beneath A Cloud
H.E.R.R.

Rythmic Noise/Powernoise-
Kiew
Empusae
Econocon
Haus Arafna
Massiv In Mench
Hypnoskull

Neofolk/Folk-
Nest
Of The Wand And The Moon
Sonne Hagal
In Gowan Ring
Roses Never Fade
Boyd Rice
Ordo Equitum Solis
Rose Mcdowall

Ethereal/Chants/Epic-
Qntal
Amber Asylum
Sophia
Camerata Mediolanense
Dargaard

Ritual/Pagan-
Zero Kama
Freya Aswynn
Ain Soph

Dark Ambient-
Foresta Di Ferro
Aghast
Apoptose
Storm Of Capricorn

Medieval/Traditional Celtic-
Corvus Corax
Cultus Ferox
Hagalaz Rune Dance
Ensemble of Shadows
Coronus Borealis
Gor

Black Metal/Viking Folk/Battle/Epic/Celtic/Finn-
Ásmegin
Thronar
Odroerir
Otyg
Geasa
Cruachan
Falkenbach
Summoning
Ulver
Eluveitie
Ensiferum
Hoel Telwin
Korpiklaani
Echo of Dalriada

Bored

2006-05-25T01:39:56Z

I am so bored I am watching dateline clips on internet pervs. Its actually really interesting.

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-05-24T16:28:00

2006-05-24T23:47:30Z

I miss my Jon :( He has to work both jobs today and that sucks.

Last night we talked about addiction and it made me feel allot better about things. He suggested that I shouldn't drink at all for a while. And I think he's right. He's so much stronger than I. I hate it. . .but it's true.

Just another week or so and we will have our place. That rocks!

On another note. . .considering not going to Krave for a few weeks. . . avoiding any temptation of alcohol.

Oh. . .and I blew the whole cigarette thing of course. Lame. Oh well. . . I suppose quitting so many addictions at once isn't healthy for the brainess. :O/ Plus I was planning on quitting when I started seeing my therapist again in June. This way I am not that much of a total mess. I mean. . .I am on meds and it still effected me. :O/ lame.

And as for Alex. . .he went on his little date with the tiny girl. If she happens to like him. . .and they hit it off. . .I hope he doesn't forget about his friends. :O( That would make me very sad.

Not smoking?

2006-05-23T20:40:07Z

Hmmm. . .haven't had a cigarette in a day and a half. I wonder how long I can keep this up. I can easily drive to the store and buy a pack. . .but do I really want too? That is the question. I'm thinking "no". But my body is saying "yes". My mind overpowers it.

. . .um?

ooagentuglyoo @ 2006-05-23T00:05:00

2006-05-23T07:41:59Z

Ok. . .so I am going through all the metal I have downloaded in the last couple months and these are the bands that I heart the most : (Not in any specific order)

Asmegin
Geasa
Falkenbach
Korpiklaani
Ensiferum
Thronar
Menhir
Summoning
Odroerir
Otyg
Ulver
Turisas
Wyrd

On another note. . .JOn apparently loves my tiny pigtails. :P He's such a silly face. He started his new job Today/Yesterday. And seems to like it. Yay. . .:P